Stepped on a rat

No one seemed to noticed that

Spanked by a go go

I shouted out 'whoa, whoa'

Slept with a new lad

No sex was had

Cuz it's only day one

Summer time, here I come

It's about time for a summer fling

Get me a big ding a ling

All the animals be panting in heat

But they're not the only one's craving meat

Went on a holiday

Partied the time away

Dance all night

It felt just right

Slammed a new hole

To release my pole

A week of lust

So easily turns to dust

It's about time for a summer fling

Get me a big ding a ling

All the animals be panting in heat

But they're not the only one's craving meat

Just passing the times

With lots of guys

Treat them like dirt

As I casually flirt

Kissing random lips

While sipping free drinks

I thought one was laced

But I was just shit faced

It's about time for a summer fling

Get me a big ding a ling

All the animals be panting in heat

But they're not the only one's craving meat

Once Fall is here

I'm dumping this queer

He's not so smart

and kinda smells like farts

But he's so pretty

Makes me kinda gitty

But he's yet to make me cum

So I think we’re done.

It's about time for a summer fling

Get me a big ding a ling

All the animals be panting in heat

But they're not the only one's craving meat